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10 Quotes By Professional Football Players That Will Never Be Forgotten

1. Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. – George Will

2. The NFL, like life, is full of idiots. – Randy Cross

3. I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players. – Knute Rockne

4. If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. – Vince Lombardi

5. The pride and presence of a professional football team is far more important than 30 libraries. – Art Modell

6. If there’s a pileup, they’ll have to give some of the players artificial insemination. (announcing for the AFL all-star game on a flooded field) – Curt Gowdy

7. On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
- Lou Holtz

8. Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. – Don Schula

9. Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
- Frank Gifford

10. The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
- Spider Lockhart

The Dumbest: I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first. – George Rogers

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