10 Quotes By Professional Football Players That Will Never Be Forgotten
1. Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
2. The NFL, like life, is full of idiots. - Randy Cross
3. I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players. - Knute Rockne
4. If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi
5. The pride and presence of a professional football team is far more important than 30 libraries. - Art Modell
6. If there’s a pileup, they’ll have to give some of the players artificial insemination. (announcing for the AFL all-star game on a flooded field) - Curt Gowdy
7. On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
- Lou Holtz
8. Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. - Don Schula
9. Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
- Frank Gifford
10. The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
- Spider Lockhart
The Dumbest: I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first. – George Rogers
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